Newton's latest law- "For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot", and this law defines us.
We are like poles who tend to repel each other at every possible direction.
* He is a supreme foodie...His gourmet nature has made me land into every restaurant possible in the city and his vanishing waistline is a testimony for this allegiance. :P
* He is an ardent fitness freak, the gym his chapel and Kris Gethin his Jehovah. But the weighing scales just do not seem to agree with his bizarre workouts and diets :P
* He goes bonkers over gizmos and can fiddle with them for hours , propelling my tolerance levels to a new high :/
* Speed makes him eccentric and the fastest moving wheels are his first and foremost love :/
* He is mute as a fish with girls , but can go gaga about cars, bikes and gizmos... Well at least I have no worries about adultery. :P . But yet girls seem to fall for his charm :/
* To him indigo, violet, purple are all the same.. guess could be the case with all men as unlike women who can identify 84 shades of the color purple alone, your brains are fitted with the windows default 16- color palette.
* He is lazy as a toad and can make the mighty Kumbhakarana ( the mythological daemon king who sleeps for 6 months and awake for 6 months ) shy.
* He can argue endlessly on pointless things and can actually convince you that -"the earth is square", making all your logical thinking go for a toss :/
* He never turns up anywhere on time and makes me wait for hours :/
* He is extremely careless with money :/
* He is tall very tall, even for my highest heals :/
* He knows exactly how to bug me :/
* He is not a hopeless romantic like me and dozes off watching romantic flicks :/
* He is still a child at heart and it just takes his favorite game or a piece of chocolate to cheer him up : /
* He never gets his haircut on time :/
* He can never remember anything I say :/
* He calls me stubborn but he himself is sooo adamant to accept that he is equally the same :/
* He claims he can cook , but his tea still tastes like milk :/ ( The 2-minute Maggie noodles doesn't count :P :P )
* He is overly fond of his best bud ( Nope! he's not gay, though I have my doubts :P :P ) that sometimes makes me wary :/
But inspite of all this , I know he is the only guy who can love me so much with all my quirks and that's why he totally gets me! :) :)
Teda hai par Mera Hai!!
P.S: Unni if you are reading this, please erase everything you just read from your memory and let's go get the second diamond you promised a year back! ;)
Happy First Anniversary my dumbooo!!!!
[ Congratulations!!! you are still holding on to me... And thanks for not choosing somebody better ;) ]
Let's celebrate the triumph of my good fortune over your poor judgement!!! :)
